So, after FINALLY reading the last two books of the Harry Potter series, Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows, I decided it would be a great treat to attend the opening of the formers film companion. Sadly, I was forced to miss the premiere and in doing so wasted an advanced sale ticket that I had been salivating over for some weeks. Ah well, can't help the illness-prone body. In hopes of rectifying the situation, however, I made a point to see the movie (at last) yesterday. I warn you, I feel as though I have been forced into a premenstrual tirade by the makers of this latest movie, so my review might not seem very pleasant.WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE THEY THINKING?!?
Ok, ok, I'm done yelling. Deep breaths, everyone. We will get through this. To say I was disappointed would probably be a grave understatement. Now, I know I can be critical and swift with judgment, that is why I gave myself a whole 24hrs before writing this. I think it would be more productive to first focus in on some of the things they did do well, then go into what I hope will come out as constructive criticism. Finally, I will wrap this up with a few more praises.
Firstly, the special effects for this movie were stunning! It never ceases to amaze me how much creativity these people have and how well they do at reproducing the books descriptive environments. The
Another brilliant piece would come from the writers and their insertion of comedic relief in the form of two very well played potions, Liquid Luck and Remilda's Love Potion. Also, the bit in the infirmary! I mean, come on! Tell me I'm not the only one who would like to ask the adult actors just what they were thinking when they had to act
through the teenage love triangle. I seriously needed a wardrobe change myself after a major laughing fit. This was exactly what was needed to curb the emotional reactions to what everyone is saying is the "darkest installment yet". It also provided the actors the ability to stretch out with the range of their respective characters and in turn, appealing to the hearts of several generations of viewers.
What I didn't appreciate, not in the slightest, was the apparent inability to stick to the book's main story line. You can not rightly call this movie a true film version of the book, as it repeatedly spins off in several different directions. Points made and emphasized in the book are rewritten in a way that, in some areas, completely tells a different story. As with the fifth movie, they again butchered this all in the name of saving time and "focusing in on Harry's story". I watched, continually appalled at what I was viewing as these fools broke apart the story time and time again. From the very first scene taking place, not at the Dursley's, but at some run-down train station, to the substitution of Tonks for the ever entertaining Luna on the train. Continuing on to how the relationships of Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny were laid out. Now tell me, how is the relationship of Harry's future WIFE not conside
red relative to Harry's story?! Come on, show some respect to JKR!! There's a reason she wrote the story the way that she did. The most obvious would be that it flows seamlessly throughout the seven installments and wraps up with the flair only a true artist can provide. Detouring away from that with her creation is, at best, an affront to her years of dedication to the series. This all leads to the WHOPPER of
disappointments which is given at the very end of the movie. I am personally glad I read the book before watching this as the ending is unrecognizable in comparison with the book's. Where is the cloak? The broom ride? The battle down bellow? Snape's hatred? The infirmary confessions of true love? THE FUNERAL?!?! Come on now people!! I know, I just KNOW you can do better than this!!!Onto the Weasley's:
If they don't cast Bill and Charlie Weasley for one of the last movies, I am going to scream. But then again, they will have issues with Bill because they didn't follow the book with Grayback. So, either they'll have to backtrack and explain why Bill looks like he lost a fight against a cheese grater or completely blow off that part of the story. And weren't Bill and Fleur engaged and in attendance during Christmas at the Burrow?? What? Are they going to completely skip the wedding for the 7th movie?! Cause... honestly, coming into this without reading the books, one could get quite lost in how magically there are two more Weasley brothers and a wedding no one saw fit to mention ahead of time. I am going to save face for the writers and not mention the movie's version of the Burrow Christmas any further...What can I say? I told y'all I was upset and I feel as concerned patron, that it is my duty to swing the proverbial two by four cross the back of the heads of the people in charge here. Damn you all for making me pissy! But as I promised, just one more praise is in order for this... ...film... And, hehehe, y'all didn't do anything to earn it!! Alan Rickman, I must say you are looking more and more delectably dashing as these movies progress.
Oh and by the way, yes, I did still cry at the end. Though it was more over Snape and his apparent guilt than with Dumbledore's death. Anyway, with that, I will apologize and say goodnight.Peace It.





